I saw a bumper sticker the other day that looked just like this: boobies.
This reminded me that, having turned 40 last year, I still needed to schedule my first... wait, I'll give you a hint: it starts with an "m" and rhymes with "spammogram". When I made the appointment, the woman asked if I had implants. That made me giggle. I explained that nobody had ever asked me that before, but I don't think she was amused. Anyway, the slammogram was quick and not too bad, but someone might have warned me that the best time to have this delightful procedure is NOT when you are experiencing the joys of PMS.