For one thing, she's sick, which I imagine reduces her resale value. Also, she's being fun today, probably because John is home and he could make her laugh if her arm were cut off and blood was squirting across the room. (That would be the funny part, get it? He'd be all, "Squirt, squirt!")
Here she is playing peek-a-boo, which still slays her.
And fun in the tub. Who could resist that smile? (I hope she's not laughing because her doll is drowning.)