Jun 16, 2008

Sorry about the underwear. Really.


This might be the most spectacular collection of bruises I have ever had. It looks as if someone took a length of rebar to me, but they are actually the result of switching file drawers from one cabinet to another and resting the drawers on my thigh in between. Clever girl. And this picture doesn't do them justice. They're so bad, they actually itch. Really, there's nothing quite as sexy as deep purple and green bruises on winter white thighs, right?

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