The body, she ages.

We joined a health club recently. It has everything, including child care. No excuses. I'm going to keep track of how often I go, and amortize the monthly expense of membership, per visit. This will result in public humiliation -- in my opinion, the most effective motivation when it comes to being healthy. Okay, health, shmealth. I just want my tummy to look a bit less like hers. No offense, Gracie. On you, it's fabulous.